From the Mouths of Moms

14Feb / 2012

PLEASE stop rubbing your naked butt on things around the house.

07Feb / 2012

Get the drumsticks out of your nostrils, NOW.

07Feb / 2012

Please don’t make me take your broccoli away.

26Jan / 2012

What do you MEAN, I don’t sing good?!?!

25Jan / 2012

It was bad enough that you peed on the couch. But the fact that you laughed about it is why you’re now in time out.

24Jan / 2012

If you keep sticking those pencils up your nose, you could poke your brains out.

23Jan / 2012

The Internet says Pam cooking spray is the best way to remove Silly Putty from skin.

22Jan / 2012

Please take the Silly Putty out of your pants.

21Jan / 2012

That martini shaker is NOT a toy.

20Jan / 2012

If you throw that dog at me while I’m driving, you WILL get a time-out.