From the Mouths of Moms

26Jan / 2012

What do you MEAN, I don’t sing good?!?!

25Jan / 2012

It was bad enough that you peed on the couch. But the fact that you laughed about it is why you’re now in time out.

24Jan / 2012

If you keep sticking those pencils up your nose, you could poke your brains out.

23Jan / 2012

The Internet says Pam cooking spray is the best way to remove Silly Putty from skin.

22Jan / 2012

Please take the Silly Putty out of your pants.

21Jan / 2012

That martini shaker is NOT a toy.

20Jan / 2012

If you throw that dog at me while I’m driving, you WILL get a time-out.

19Jan / 2012

Please stop trying to put things in the dog’s butt.

18Jan / 2012

I’ll give you a lollipop every time you get ALL the pee in the potty.

17Jan / 2012

I’m not sure what you’re doing with that Barbie, but I DO know you should both have your clothes on right now.