From the Mouths of Moms

bejewell — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 15:33:34 +0000

PLEASE stop rubbing your naked butt on things around the house.

bejewell — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:19:35 +0000

Get the drumsticks out of your nostrils, NOW.

bejewell — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:10:15 +0000

Please don’t make me take your broccoli away.

bejewell — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 23:18:41 +0000

What do you MEAN, I don’t sing good?!?!

bejewell — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 14:33:12 +0000

It was bad enough that you peed on the couch. But the fact that you laughed about it is why you’re now in time out.

bejewell — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:10:56 +0000

If you keep sticking those pencils up your nose, you could poke your brains out.

bejewell — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 13:24:08 +0000

The Internet says Pam cooking spray is the best way to remove Silly Putty from skin.

bejewell — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 08:04:50 +0000

Please take the Silly Putty out of your pants.

bejewell — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 14:54:32 +0000

That martini shaker is NOT a toy.

bejewell — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 20:00:00 +0000

If you throw that dog at me while I’m driving, you WILL get a time-out.