From the Mouths of Moms

21Jan / 2012

That martini shaker is NOT a toy.

20Jan / 2012

If you throw that dog at me while I’m driving, you WILL get a time-out.

19Jan / 2012

Please stop trying to put things in the dog’s butt.

18Jan / 2012

I’ll give you a lollipop every time you get ALL the pee in the potty.

17Jan / 2012

I’m not sure what you’re doing with that Barbie, but I DO know you should both have your clothes on right now.

16Jan / 2012

Of course, I would LOVE to snuggle with you and the Lorax.

15Jan / 2012

I don’t care WHAT you saw on TV. Stop giving the dog noogies.

14Jan / 2012

Get your wet hand out of the cheese bag.

13Jan / 2012

I absolutely PROMISE, turning this light off will NOT transport you to a dark tomb where mummies are waiting to get you.